Happy Mother's Day

My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the pope.' Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

~ Pablo Picasso

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

~ Mark Twain

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

~ Homer Simpson

Written by Deb on May 11, 2003 10:50 AM